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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between children and Isis? Drones can't tell either"
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"I spend a lot of time contemplating the mysteries of life, like why the wall the natives built to keep Kong out had a Kong-sized door in it."
"What do you call a fat, Italian-American ghost? A gabaGHOUL!!"
"No one ever mentions the 1000 miles of trouble free luxury cruising before the iceberg....."
"There is a house on my street that I can't stop staring at. It's front door is especially entrancing."
"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."
"So a baby seal runs into a club... ..."
"what is Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's latest award? Tripod of the year."
"There's a serial killer in our house! Normal people: ""CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"" - In movies: ""Lets go find him"" -___-"
"I'd have sex with you but I'm married... and she's staring at us right now... quick she looked away!"