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Joke of the Day

"What a weird thing that a Presidential candidate is like ""I tried to stab my friend"" & his opponents are like ""no you didn't."""

"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."

"What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly."

"What's the worst part about cumming in 2 mintues? Spooning."

"The doctor said to treat my daughter's scratch with alcohol, so I kissed it."

"When I was young, sticking my tongue out to someone was like giving them the middle finger."

"If a super villain attacks my house whose only weakness is leftover soy sauce packets from the take-out place, he is so fucked."

"These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it."

"What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia? Transparent."

"Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? They herd"