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Joke of the Day

"(McDonald's bathroom) *pulls away from kissing* You're better than my mirror at home"

"What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !"

"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head!"

"""When I'm done shitting on your car I'm going to watch your wife undress through her window""-Birds"

"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."

"We all grew up in the hood Childhood"

"Easy IQ Test: starting from 160, subtract 10 points for each honk of a car alarm before the owner can figure out how to turn it off."

"What's common between American beer and making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water."

"My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she tries to get out of the car."