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Joke of the Day

"Easy IQ Test: starting from 160, subtract 10 points for each honk of a car alarm before the owner can figure out how to turn it off."

"What is the most sensitive part on mans body while he is masturbating. His ears."

"In which state does the Mississippi river flow? Liquid."

"JOHN AND MARY'S SEX DISCOVERY"

"1. Rage against the machine. 2. Check to make sure machine is plugged in. 3. Apologize to the toaster for the misunderstanding."

"Putin persecutes homosexuals in his own country... ...then goes and enters another country through the back door? Very mixed messages from Russia."

"Q: What did the ghost say on December 25th? A: Scary Christmas!"

"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."

"Moses: Thanks for the mana in the desert. God: No problem. Moses: But since you can make anything- God: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO PIZZA."

"What do you call a vampire that drinks period blood? Cunt Dracula."