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Joke of the Day

"Easy IQ Test: starting from 160, subtract 10 points for each honk of a car alarm before the owner can figure out how to turn it off."

"Boss: Can you send the documents Me: I am sinking in the muck of a swamp of ancient pain Boss: Ok just don't forget to send the documents"

"[taking FRIENDS quiz] 7. Which character do you most identify with? Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character? Ross"

"Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!"

"I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying ""cut!"" at the end of each scene."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.....nyahahahaha (10 points for who knows the source of this classic joke)"

"TIL that the Beatles had to change the lyrics to Hello Goodbye because it was too ""british"". The original was ""Oi Mate Piss Off"""

"Ugh, I hate wearing this towel while my wife washes my cape."

"If I have three bags of sour skittles and a child steals one bag of my sour skittles. What will I have at the end of the day? Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide."

"How do you spell socks in Spanish? Eso si que es."