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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts... The shrink says, ""Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"[OC] What is the gay community's favourite type of question? Queries."

"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)"

"For as long as I remember I've always had amnesia."

"Hockey is the only place where Waving your stick in someones face will get you the box."

"Getting mail addressed to ""Current Resident"" is the sales equivalent of a guy group texting ""You free tonight?"" to every girl in his phone."

"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."

"Teacher- ""what does a chicken give you?"" Students- ""Meat!"" Teacher- ""Good! Now what does the pig give you?"" Students- ""Bacon!"" Teacher- ""Great! Now what does a fat cow give you?"" Students- ""Homework!"""

"Three guys walk into a bar... And their families are slowly torn apart by alcoholism. (Edit: typo pointed out by grammar Nazi)"