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Joke of the Day

"If a one-legged woman is named Ilene, what do you call her after a few drinks? Tipsy, and an easy lay."

"Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river? Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed?"

"They've discovered King Kong was indeed heterosexual... ...it was booty that killed the beast."

"Who was Tupac married to? His Thug Wife."

"Heard this in an Indian soap opera.. Boy: Are you from England? Girl: Yeah! How'd you know? Boy: You are so beautiful, I just thought."

"I can control what you do next in life. Made you click."

"my plan for the day is to lay on the floor and not move"

"My dream job is to be a mirror cleaner I think I could really see myself doing that. \\_()_/ "

"So I did not realize, in England, the word ""trump"" is slang for a particularly loud fart. ... Just like in America."

"Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart? He desperately needed Apu."