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Joke of the Day
"They've discovered King Kong was indeed heterosexual... ...it was booty that killed the beast."
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"Hey girl, do your breasts have an agent? 'Cuz I'd like to handle them."
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"f you think Amazon always delivers what you ordered... Then you've got another thing coming."
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"Santa is such a whore... He's always looking for some ho ho ho's."
"Lost My Bitcoins Last Week been trying to track them down ever since."
"Enrique Iglesias wants to 1. Be your hero 2. Kiss away your pain 3. Stand by you forever Enrique Iglesias is your mother"
"Why doesn't people with two dicks get into the porn industry? Because they know they'll be fucked over. Edit: Don't, not doesn't. Sorry can't change title."