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Joke of the Day

"I was once addicted to time travel But that's all in the past now"

"I spotted a machine in a store that read ""It'll do to you what you do to eggs!"" and I'm still trying to figure out what that means. Beats me."

"how do trains fall in love? it attracks another one."

"The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs"

"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline"

"Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?"

"Going out later today to apply for a third job so I can afford to pay for the gas to drive to my other two jobs."

"Who wants to go to walmart and show off our teeth?"

"What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !"

"You don't need a hunting licence if you shoot a turkey and plant a very small gun on him."