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Joke of the Day

"A kid asks if they had colors in the 1930s. Yeah, but you didn't see them all the way in the back of the bus."

"I gave up trying to learn geometry just couldn't see the point."

"Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay? He had served his sentence."

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar"

"Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped"

"I got a tattoo of a gong Because I heard it's cool to get a tattoo of a Chinese cymbal"

"Why is Trump like a man with a tuber fetish? He wants to put the Dick back in Tater."

"I'm currently dating a woman that, like me, has Parkinson's and kleptomania. We're going to take things slow."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted"

"The issue of cannibalism and the afterlife A cannibal dies. He moves on to the afterlife. He goes to a bar. He drinks a spirit. He says ""sorry, I needed seconds.""."