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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... Ow."
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"Why does a cow have hooves but not feet? Cause they lactose."
"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"
"""You'll be visited by 3 ghosts."" ""Will they show me the true spirit of Christmas?"" ""No, they'll try to eat you."" Pac-Man Christmas Carol"
"There should be a ""shame"" setting on showerheads."
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, "" SPIT OUT THAT GUM!"" but a train says, "" CHOO CHOO"""
"We're choosing the paleontology exhibit over church because Jesus died for our sins but dinosaurs died for our Hummer."
"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."
"Our breakfast is GEGS. Scrambled EGGS"
"I met this lovely girl who's an amputee; lost her arms...She's a joy to be around, but... I just can't ask for her hand in marriage"