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Joke of the Day

"As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day"

"A woman at work told me I look younger with my glasses off. I told her she looked younger with my glasses off, too."

"I've got a runny nose. edit: thanks for the cold!"

"Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck."

"I got thrown out of the topless bar today... I felt like a boob..."

"You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze."

"The most common phrase in China: ""Hey! You look familiar!"""

"What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)"

"I witnessed a murder in the park last night and called 911 They told me to stop calling and leave the crows alone."

"Came up with this joke this morning in the shower. I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons."