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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward."
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"Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory? I1"
"What's the smartest thing that ever came out of Einstein's wife's mouth? Einstein's dick."
"Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !"
"Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros."
"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out mannnn."
"I thought for my whole life that air was free... ...then I bought a bag of chips."
"I don't always have pre-marital sex... But when I do it's not with my wife."
"What's Medusa's favorite cheese? Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola"