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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a hormone? Pay well, and give her the best time you can."

"President Obama to rename the White House"

"There should be a sequel song about needing a ride back from Funkytown."

"If Superman were a realtor, he could describe literally any apartment in the world as 'a stone's throw from the beach'."

"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a guy have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realize you're gay."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"

"Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets."

"Science Jokes Thread on AskReddit! For your amusement: http://en.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1auxsf/what_are_some_funny_scientific_jokes_that_you_know/"

"Today I lost my viriginity to a disabled woman I just wanted it to be special."

"How is Billy Cosby like Santa Claus? They both come when you are sleeping"