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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? Pay well, and give her the best time you can."
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"Uber is driving me to drink. Literally."
"I interviewed for a new secretary today and the last girl blew it. So, she starts tomorrow."
"Sometimes I loiter outside of Victoria's Secret just so people think I have a girlfriend."
"What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet? A magnet only has two Poles."
"Me: Push! Grandkids: But, you're heavy. Me: What did the sign say? Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules."
"""Body of Christ."" ""Why thank you, I HAVE been working out."""
"Then they came for the bins, and I did not speak out, because I was not a bin man, and they were, and that was their job."
"My girlfriend and I are very different but we share the same body. *Love you Rosy P.*"
"I like my women like I like my food. Existent."