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Joke of the Day

"How to get revenge on a pedophile Give him a taste of his own medicine and start touching his dick instead."

"Why is a duck-billed platypus called a duck-billed platypus? Because fucked up duck-beaver lookin thing doesn't sound scientific enough."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb *thats not funny*"

"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile Robin."

"Horse trots up and says to mirror: ""why the long face?"" Mirror says ""It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."" I'll be here all week folks."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Mr Smith? Mr Smith went to Washington"

"Pay attention to funeral dress codes Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero"

"Dominos just called to let me know my pizza's on the way. They correctly assumed I'd need time to find my pants."

"Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."