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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung."
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"A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen."""
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"I can't believe I got arrested, just for indulging in a bit of horseplay. Although the prosecutor is calling it 'bestiality'."
"Why are Americans bad at league of legends? Because they can't defend their towers!...i'm gonna get stabbed"
"Have you heard that joke they don't tell gays?"
"The pickle is like your sandwich's pet"
"What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes? Ripostes them"
"How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout? You Messi-up"
"Reddit repost"