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Joke of the Day
"Pay attention to funeral dress codes Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero"
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"my favorite part of nascar is when I vomit all over my shirt and car after the race., desecrating the logos of the brands that enslave me"
"How do you know a shirt has phoned you? Collar ID"
"My wife has the cutest crow's feet. And the strongest little crow beak. My wife is a crow. Her name is Leah."
"If quiz is short for quizzical, what is exam short for? Exammical!"
"What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear? SPEEEED!"
"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."
"What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!"
"Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fucking cock."