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Joke of the Day

"So, funny story. That Thundercat I shot on my front porch was some dumbass kid in a costume. Regardless, he's going up on the wall."

"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"

"Black guys like thick thighs Cuz they hate apart thighs."

"I went jogging one time why am I not thin?"

"I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters It was shift work."

"*wears an ""Only God Can Judge Me"" t-shirt to court*"

"""What's the matter with your dinner ?"" ""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"""

"Hey girl Wanna party like it's 1982?"

"Pro tip: never tell a three-year-old that you're going to Disney unless you plan on leaving that very second."

"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."