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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints."
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"if pointing out racism makes me a racist, then i'm going to start pointing out millionaires."
"""Poop fast and they'll think u only peed."" -advice I give my kids."
"What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes? Unidank"
"Me: Hey, don't assume I'm dying alone. I might find someone, you don't know. Waiter: I asked if you were dining alone. Me: Oh, sorry. Yes."
"Checking the meats at my local Tesco... I looked for the burgers but it looks like they are *NEIGGHHH*-ver selling them again."
"Somebody stole my mood ring... ...I don't know how I feel about that."
"Wife: Want do you want for dinner? Me: Surprise me. Wife: I used to be a man. Me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pizza."
"I'm curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they're taking it out of their cars too?"
"Clueless shark. Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles? A : It had a bleed on its tail fin."