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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints."
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"What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile."
"What do Germans say when you show them a meme? Danke."
"What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"
"My wife told me she is having an affair with Mr. Peanut. I think she is fucking nuts."
"I went to the zoo... I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It's a shih tzu."
"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."
"What kind of music does a mummy like? (W)rap music!"
"A pirate's walking down the beach.... ...when he comes across a little girl. The litter girl says, ""Hey Pirate! Where's your buccaneers??"" The pirate responds, ""tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"""
"A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window."