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Joke of the Day
"How do you gently wake up a sleeping baby? Don't preheat the oven when you bake it."
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"What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower? Mint conditioner."
"What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Cheap and bitter."
"What is an extremist's favourite thing to have sex with? A blow up doll"
"Men and women stalk differently. Men will drive by at night. Women will show up at your job and smash your stuff in front of everyone."
"I can't be the only person who hears the phone ringing and says ""oh fuck, what NOW?"""
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke hadn't been invented yet."
"What's the average lifespan of an owl? About six and a half books."
"""Honey, I think I lost weight!"" ""Get on the scale, I bet you'll find it."""