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Joke of the Day
"How do you gently wake up a sleeping baby? Don't preheat the oven when you bake it."
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"We all missed harambe Except the bullet!"
"TIFU. She was on top."
"what did the emo say to the dull razor? Sorry old friend... You just won't cut it"
"I have a problem with people that are missing body parts. I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section"
"What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a suicide bombing? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"
"You really gotta hand it to short people.. Because they usually can't reach it anyways."
"trying to be funny is hard I wake up in the morning with a good one and no one is around to hear it."
"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you've never even tasted one?"