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Joke of the Day
"What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata"
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"I like my coffee like I like my Slaves... Free"
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"When you date someone you either end up breaking up with them or marrying them... ...And either way you end up unhappy."
"Son of a Beach So I like digging. I am going to go the beach and become a professional digger. Professional digger."
"I'd like my headstone engraved in Burger King font."
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"A slut is a woman who sleeps with everyone......."
"Have you ever noticed that cigars and scotch taste the same? They both taste like my dad's approval."