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Joke of the Day

"What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata"

"The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man's ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob."

"I prefer to do my stand up comedy in airports As long as TSA and Homeland Security do their job, there's no way I'd bomb"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? (FIXED) He's black, it shouldn't be that hard."

"I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that group of sexually repressed potheads who kept talking to their great dane."

"What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back? An escalador."

"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."

"""Marines!"" ""SIR, YES SIR!"" ""Get ready to deploy at 05:00 sharp--HUGHES WHERE IN THE SHIT ARE YOU GOING!?"" ""That's too early I quit."""

"What do animal poachers do in their spare time? They go clubbing."

"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either Shaun Baun or Seen Been. You can't have it both ways."