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Joke of the Day
"A toilet beat me at a game of Poker. I had a straight; it had a flush."
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"A life-long politician and an orange are on stage in front of millions of Americans. What do they do? They start insulting each other."
"How do you make a dead baby float? Root beer and two scoops of dead baby."
"How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation? Natural selection."
"What do you do when an elephant comes into a room? Swim."
"Why did Obama take all the pens when he left the White House? Because trumps bringing his own pence."
"Why do politicians take laxatives? So that they can speak more fluently!"
"Mitches ain't shit but guys named Mitchell."
"Why did the chicken double-cross the road? To change sides."
"Some say Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer of all time. I say he's sub-par at best."