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Joke of the Day
"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"
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"I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers...because I can always count on them."
"The room is 15$ a night. Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
"[looks up at arresting officer] are you mad at me"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."
"A friend described me as a 'no maintenance' type And I have no idea whether to be happy or offended"
"A man orders a coffee without milk. The barista replies, ""I'm sorry, we're out of milk. Can I get you a coffee without cream instead?"""
"My wife once told me "" Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms"", which pissed me off because my names not Mike"
"Some of you I'd like to take under my wing like a mother hen. Others of you I'd like to trap between my thighs like the Cougar that I am."