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Joke of the Day

"If a Facebook video says ""you won't believe what happens next"" then I replace ""believe"" with ""care"""

"Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect."

"Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15? That's when the big hand touches the little hand."

"They might as well put ""Uhhh..."" in front of every item on drive-thru menus."

"I think the Ice Bucket Challenge is a giant waste of water *falls asleep in the shower for 2 hours*"

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits were the wall."

"Mexican word of the day ""Budweiser"" That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"

"What's cold and always runs from a fight? Coward ice."

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot"

"Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality? There's no such thing as potato quality there."