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Joke of the Day

"What's green and bad for your eyes? An alligator."

"Just yelled ""out of my way monsters!"" at a flock of seagulls, so I'm done interacting socially for the day"

"While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast."

"What do you call 144 rotten eggs? Gross."

"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Because I explode on impact."

"What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves!"

"Little girls and fish Why do little girls put fishes down their pants? So the can smell like big girls!"

"What happened to the two gladiator olives? They were pitted against each other"

"""Luke, I have no idea who your father is."" #AlternateUniverseFilms"

"I Hate Being this Sexy, But Somebody Has To Do it."