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Joke of the Day

"For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted"

"If you post BDSM jokes on /r/jokes.... Does it count as a submission?"

"If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnaping?"

"How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know; it's lard to tell."

"How do you tell the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste"

"History Of The Hipster Culture That You Probably Never Heard Of, But Whatever #futurecollegeclass"

"Posting a status update before responding to someone's text is the easiest way to let them know how unimportant they are."

"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."

"Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat? Because you don't wanna sinc!"

"A Priest, Rapist, Pedophile Walks into a bar He orders a drink.."