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Joke of the Day

"You can lead Narcissus to water..."

"Ran into my ex gf today... I put it in reverse and hit her again"

"I've kept my New Year's resolutions. 1680x1050 and 1280x800."

"Why do robots make bad boyfriends? They just screw, nut, then bolt."

"Just got a gift for my dog. I bought my dog a cute toy from the pet shop and she immediately broke it. I demanded my money back but the manager said they won't refund a dead hamster."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."

"[Wheel] _'D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_ I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat Go ahead I'd like to solve the puzzle Yes, go ahead No, I'd like to.."

"What's the difference between broccoli and cat poop? My dog won't eat broccoli."

"So I asked my friend, if you could be in the sun as long as possible and not get sun burnt but the majority of the world hates you, would you do it? And my friend said yeah. Okay you're black."

"Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."