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Joke of the Day
"You can lead Narcissus to water..."
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"You don't know what you have until it's gone.... For example, toilet paper"
"What's the best way to search a linen store? Undercover."
"Why did the nun get a free hot dog at the fair? Because she spontaneously performed fellatio on the hot dog salesman. This made him feel charitable."
"A termite walks into a bar and says, ""Where is the bar tender?"""
"What's a woman's favourite brand of Applejack? Dickson Cider"
"I searched your life up on google... ...it gave me an error 404"
"""i'm positive i can find a wrong way to eat a Reese's"" i say as i begin drilling a hole directly into my stomach"
"What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels."
"I'LL TAKE TEN OF YOUR FINEST MIDGETS! THEY MUST BE CLEVER CONVERSATIONALISTS & KNOW HOW TO PARTY. ... ""...Ma'am, this is a preschool..."""