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Joke of the Day
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"
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"What does an Asian man do during an erection? Vote."
"what do you call a Canadian alien? ehh lmao"
"[text] ""Just saw this! I'd love to go to dinner!"" Him: That was 3 years ago, I have a wife & kid now. ""Bring 'em! Sister Wives is my jam!"""
"I was going to tell you guys a joke about science... But all of them argon..."
"What do bacteria eat for breakfast? prokaryoats"
"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"
"Running your mouth is not cardio."
"Lifehack: put on sunscreen before work, you trick your senses into believing you're in for a day of fun instead of soul-crushing mediocrity."
"There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night."