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Joke of the Day
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"
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"What does a pretentious owl say? Whom whom."
"""Chill out."" - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in."
"I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??"
"What's truly horrifying is when my generation starts having children on purpose."
"I work at a dealership, this guy there is addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop at anytime!"
"What Did the Dog Say to the Chipmunk? Woof."
"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me, and I thought ""Well that was a little condescending."""
"Why are urologists selfish? Because they're all about number one"