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Joke of the Day
"If I had 25 cents for every time I failed my math test I'd have $5.13"
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"Have you seen the news about the Seamus Costello Celebrity sex tape? It's all about the star he ploughs."
"did you hear about the new tv crime drama? Criminal Mastermimes: the Silent Killers"
"Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she's my databae."
"I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought He's trying to pull a fast one."
"Hey, if it doesn't work out, we can still be friends. Said no guy ever."
"[at wife's funeral] Son: At least shes in heaven now Me: [delicately places hand on his shoulder] You don't know shit about your mom"
"you know the joke of the pearldiver? blub blub gone he is"
"HER: [whispering seductively] tell me your wildest fantasy ME: [also whispering] owning a home"
"Someone stole my mood ring. I really don't know how I feel about this."