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Joke of the Day
"you know the joke of the pearldiver? blub blub gone he is"
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"Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no."
"Trump has so many failed businesses, if he wanted to shut down abortion clinics, he should have just put his name on one"
"What do you call a German sausage fest? Wurst orgy ever."
"What is the difference between Feminist, Hitler, and Elizabeth Bathory Feminist with accomplish nothing before dying."
"why do sandwich fillings look weird ? Cos they're in bread"
"The men who fought in the Revolutionary War were very brave. They would take turns standing there shooting at each other... ...and that takes balls."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"
"How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway? Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer."
"My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."