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Joke of the Day
"I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought He's trying to pull a fast one."
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"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Why is Patrick so dumb? He's living under a rock."
"How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked."
"A black and a Mexican are in a car.. Who's driving? The police"
"When did mathematicians get their independence? March 14."
"i just found that children's tylenol is made for children, not out of children, and i feel relieved. but that could just be the tylenol..."
"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""
"*takes coffee from hot barista *makes eye contact *smiles *winks *sips scalding coffee ""Thankth, thexy! Theeya!"" *walks outside *screams"
"Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?"