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Joke of the Day

"On this great new diet called ""sleep through breakfast."""

"How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian? It rhymes when they say. ""Keep at eye out for a coyote."""

"An elephant and a camel are talking The elephant asks, ""Why do you have boobs on your back?"" The camel replies, ""Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."""

"They say when you shave it grows back thicker. Can't wait to see my new cock."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I dunno how they got in there."

"[my funeral] PRIEST: dearly beloved... *respectful silence from guests* PRIEST: ...and steve ME FROM INSIDE COFFIN: lmao get roasted steve"

"Donald Trump's bid for the presidency. [See: username]"

"Did you get those pants on sale? Guy: Hey girl did you get those pants on sale? Girl: No why. Do they look bad? Guy: No cause they'd be 100% off at my place."

"Everyone says soda is bad for you... but OJ will kill you."

"What does my dad do for fun? Beats me \_()_/ "