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Joke of the Day
"Why are Werewolves such pessimists? They refuse to look at the silver lining."
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"Success is having no idea where the nearest Coinstar machine is."
"My TV thinks it's a kangaroo... It just won't stop channel hopping."
"The masochist and the sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? ""Hit me."" What did the sadist say to the masochist? ""No."""
"How come lesbians can't be vegan? They all eat pussy."
"Birds shit on us because we tweet better."
"What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter? I want my baby back, baby back, baby back."
"What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife? You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while."
"How tall does the grass grow in Germany? Nein feet tall."
"People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen"