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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? I don't want to plow my driveway"
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"I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion."
"Daddy Bear -""Someones been sleeping in my bed."" Mummy Bear -""Wouldn't be the first time."" Daddy Bear -""It's been 3 years Sue, let it go."""
"What does a limp dick and a king cobra have in common? You don't fuck with either of em!"
"How many women with PMS does it take to change a... just SHUT UP, OKAY! SHUT UP, (sobbing) SHUT UP, SHUT UP!"
"Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face."
"How do you address a Black Farmer? Through his owner."
"A QA tester walks into a bar... and orders 1 beers and orders 5 beers and orders 9999 beers and orders -1 beers and orders foobar beers"
"ME: *holding my crying newborn son* There. There. I ALSO find myself very upsetting."
"Hey Reddit what's the most useful type of doctor? An On-call-ogist."