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Joke of the Day

"I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house."

"I was just knocked off my bike by a stationary truck. The driver gave me a couple of sketch pads and some really cool pens to apologise."

"I always say ""goodbye"" to the Wal-Mart greeter, just to close that loop."

"What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction? A chew-chew train."

"Greg was so hungry he ate a frozen steak. He hadn't really thawed it out."

"Everyone's like ""the things I want for Christmas can't be bought."" And I'm like ""Legos. I want legos."""

"Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it."

"No, I haven't lost weight but ""spanx"" for asking."

"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? Short."

"I just got a really terrible circumcision What a rip-off!"