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Joke of the Day
"When an eel bites your thigh... ...as you're just swimming by that's a moray."
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"Whats the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till you're 12 to come on your face"
"How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem? See if the tampon's cotton was picked."
"I had sex with two indians last night... it was in tents! (intense)"
"Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment? Because it was worth the weight!"
"I am man. Hear me ask my wife for permission to roar."
"Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes I can stop any time I want."
"How many people in Brazil shave? A Brazilian."
"Tell me about your time in the pornography business It's a schlong story."
"Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poultry in motion."