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Joke of the Day
"Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window? To watch the butterfly"
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"If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog"
"What do you call a normal potato? A commentator"
"Q: Why do fish live in saltwater? A: Pepper makes them sneeze."
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Toucan."
"There are two things I don't like about you Your chin."
"If a cat won an Oscar what would he get? An a-cat-emy award."
"[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone? Yello?"
"I need your best NSFW joke, before our coffee break!"
"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"