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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you lemons... Make lemonade If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."
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"Statistics say that 1/3 of people cheat in their relationships Which got me thinking, Is it my wife or is it my girlfriend who is cheating?"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over ? Me: You wanted to watch me lick my ice cream cone ? Cop: Just go please"
"The worst thing about being told you got Alzheimer... Is it just doesn't happen the once."
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess' on it ... So I said, ""implants?"""
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free"
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis."
"Stormtrooper 1: You ever think that maybe we're with the bad guys? Stormtrooper 2: Nah, lets just head back to the Death St... to the ship."
"What do you call an American Drawing? A Yankee Doodle."
"Why are mirror makers proud of what they do? Their work is a reflection of themselves."