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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about being told you got Alzheimer... Is it just doesn't happen the once."
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"Was the Nintendo hungry? Nah, it 8 a byte earlier."
"The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped... It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch."
"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."
"baby moses: [crying] mum: ""why wont he stop"" dad: ""throw him in the river lol"" mum: ""okay"" this is from a book called the bible"
"I'm not in favour of student loans. I think people should get their own student."
"Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly."
"Volkswagen How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray"
"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."
"Why can't you hear my grandma when she's taking a piss? 'coz her pussy is hanging in the water!!"