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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over ? Me: You wanted to watch me lick my ice cream cone ? Cop: Just go please"

"Crazy Riddle If Jane's daughter is my daughter's mother, then who am I to Jane?"

"What's a dentists favorite time of day? Tooth-Hurty"

"My favorite thing to do when my grandkids visit is to bake a big batch of fresh cookies. Then I eat them all by myself. Screw those kids."

"I was playing Battleship with my tumor... I won though, my last hit was B9."

"Selling a dead bird Not going cheep"

"What's the Pope's least favorite human bone? The blasphemur."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. :D edit: funnier when said aloud"

"I run a gambling ring where we throw humidifiers and dehumidifiers into a pit and let 'em fight that shit out."

"What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common? They're both extremely high maintenance"