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Joke of the Day

"Stormtrooper 1: You ever think that maybe we're with the bad guys? Stormtrooper 2: Nah, lets just head back to the Death St... to the ship."

"Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money."

"If you're having trouble with using the correct your/you're, just use ""ur"" because ur a retard."

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

"How are peanut butter and jelly related? They're inbred"

"""I've been waiting for this my whole life"" I thought as the man pointed the gun at my head and demanded I recite ""Bohemian Rhapsody"""

"100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move."

"Q: What kind of monkey can fly? A: A hot air baboon."

"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference."

"What's green and fuzzy, has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."