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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free"

"What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention."

"""My computer asked me for an 8 character password."" For some reason it didn't accept snow white and the seven dwarves."

"Your password must contain an upper and lower case letter, two numbers and a bunch of symbols that look like comic strip swearing."

"My grandfather has the heart of a lion, ... and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo."

"My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer."

"When I was a kid, I was told ""If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."" For the first seven years of my life everyone thought I was a deaf-mute."

"Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 20 seconds."

"Batman: I told you, if it's mine you have to say bat before it.. Like bat-mobile, bat-arang.. Doctor: Fine, you have bat-herpes"

"Gatorade: ""We no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing."" Under his breath: ""Because 'Is it in you?' sounds wrong now."""