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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Jesus's eat m&m's? They kept falling threw the holes in his hands."
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"Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth."
"A tiny Shaquille o Neil inside a footlong sub lookin up at you and crying cuz he don't wanna be eaten"
"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"
"Decided to take all my old watches and join them together to make a new belt... turned out to be a waist of time."
"Whats worse than being adopted Being adopted twice."
"My girlfriend said a small penis was okay. But I still wish she didn't have one."
"I just lost 150 pounds of useless, life draining fat I got a divorce."
"What's my favorite Jewish star wars character? Jewbacca"
"""Why your stomach is so big""...""I had a baby"" ... for lunch."