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Joke of the Day
"Whats worse than being adopted Being adopted twice."
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"Is it okay to kiss a nun? Sure, a long as you don't get in the habit."
"A lawyer walks into a bar... He passes."
"How is toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise alike? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons."
"NURSE: do you have any allergies ME: burnt bread NURSE: you're allergic to burnt bread? ME: yes I'm black toast intolerant"
"Probably the hardest part about being God is deciding between two equally terrible youth soccer teams that have just prayed to win."
"What's the difference between a communist and a feminist? The communist wants equality"
"The last time I had a conversation about the Hindenburg It went up in flames."
"I'm going to name my first daughter karma, Being a bitch already runs in the family."
"My dog thinks I collect small bags of poo"