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Joke of the Day

"""Why your stomach is so big""...""I had a baby"" ... for lunch."

"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a chair.... and a table...."

"How do vegetarians give blowjobs? They stick to just eating the head cheese"

"I can't understand my parents. I am 35 years old and they're still living with me."

"I have one trophy on reddit. Dust"

"What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"

"Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard... it couldn't be fixed."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife died."

"When my first wife lost her credit card, I didn't report it. Because whoever found it was spending less than she was."

"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."