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Joke of the Day
"I just lost 150 pounds of useless, life draining fat I got a divorce."
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"If Donald Trump becomes president we will have toupee more taxes."
"Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school? Because he was SO-DIMM!"
"What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization? A stakeholder."
"If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now."
"When it comes to physically abusive relationships... They are hit or miss"
"""tell... my wife... i loved her..."" carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP"
"A friend of mine got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz."
"Billion Dollar Idea: Child-Cancelling Headphones"
"There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown... He was sofa king cool."