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Joke of the Day

"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."

"What do you call a slutty a gun? A fl-uzi"

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head as it smacks into a car windshield on the highway? Its ass."

"Imagine if things had been reversed. We'd be eating Lou Gehrig candy bars and getting Babe Ruth's disease."

"What did the silkworm comment on the message board? ""This thread is shit."""

"Husband said, ""If you were really THAT funny you wouldn't have to always say COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY."" So now I have a tombstone to select"

"Susie has no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Susie"

"Why are some flowers gangsta ? Cause they carry pistils."

"Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer? He got the sack"

"What's the current number one song in Russia? Crimea river"