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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer? He got the sack"
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"What do we want? -SHITTY MUSIC COMPILATIONS! When do we want them? -NOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC"
"Parkour is truly the sport that best represents what it would look like if god was running from the cops"
"A Woman's place is not in the kitchen Cause that's where all the knives are."
"I hate when friends send me home with leftovers in plastic containers. ""Here, you throw this food away and then clean the containers."""
"How does the Moon get its haircut? Eclipse it!"
"Fat joke with girlfriend Me : I want to go to McDonald's grab something to eat Gf : yeah that's what fat people do !!! Me : alright then you can grab something for me ! Thanks babe :)))"
"Wise Men Sea man came across a woman, there was a lot of cleaning up"
"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain."
"Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator."