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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty a gun? A fl-uzi"
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"Me: A wise man once said... Wife: STOP QUOTING YOURSELF!"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? Neither did he."
"A blond walks into a bar You think she would've seen it."
"Wearing high heels and releasing doves at weddings are so last century. I'll be wearing running shoes and releasing chickens at mine"
"[cow pushing 5 shopping carts out of store] Ugh, why do I keep shopping for groceries on 4 empty stomachs"
"For just 2 quarters a day, you can send 2 quarters a day to African children. African children love collecting quarters."
"If your social security number was your cell phone number... what would your number be?"
"[shows jury picture of gruesome murder scene] *they all gasp* That was my initial reaction too. Those shoes with those pants?"
"How does Moses make tea? Hewbrews it."