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Joke of the Day
"When bae isn't bae anymore Baygon"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women, Without a penis."
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"Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road? Because he re-tarred it."
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"Which company makes the best apple cider? Dicken's. Because everyone wants their Dicken's Cider."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Quiet and in a cup."
"Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to"
"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."