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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job? Oh, wait... they're done."
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"What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar? A Dollar"
"Did you hear Kim Jong Un banned sarcasm? Woops, thought this was r/News"
"I was going to say a necrophilia joke... But it died... So fuck it...."
"Today is my birthday and I turned 25 Jokes on me my insurance didn't go down."
"5yo after licking my face: ""Sorry. My mouth meant to kiss you but my brain told me to lick you."""
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't, numbers aren't sentient beings..."
"What do a pussy and KFC have in common? They're both finger licking good, and when your done you have a box to put the bone in"
"What does a Hot Pepper and a Prostitute have in common? Your dick burns like hell after you stick it in. Side Note: I just realized how much I love prostitute jokes."
"In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot."